For casting, I imagine Samuel L. Jackson as the Silver Surfer, and Steve Buscemi as Reed.
INT. BAXTER BUILDING – CONTINUOUS
So, I’m out there with Galactus, and he’s hungry – AGAIN – and I’m not talking some In & Out, stoner munchie shit, I mean HUN-motherfucking-GRY, alright? Planet hungry.
Norrin gestures with his hands indicating an object about the size of a basketball. Reed is reading a thick textbook, doesn’t look up.
Did you ever see “Babette’s Feast”? Where that Swiss general–
(still not looking up)
Norrin still has his hands up, but Reed has broken his train of thought. He turns and walks towards Reed, who still doesn’t look up from his book.
The General in “Babette’s Feast” is Swedish, not Swiss.
Swedish, Swiss, Swahili, it doesn’t fucking matter. It’s not important to the story. The point is, Babette makes these little quails in puff pastry, with their little heads sticking out, and the General, he comes along and bites into the HEAD of a quail and sucks the whole thing inside out. That’s how fucking hungry Galactus is.
No SHIT, it’s important! The motherfucker eats planets.
Reed slams the book closed, puts it on his lap, looks up at Norrin Radd, the Silver Surfer, standing over him.
No, it’s important that the General is Swedish, okay? “Babette’s Feast” was made in fucking DENMARK. It brought Danish film to the attention of the wider Western world. Danish-Swedish relations have a complex history. All the Scandinavian countries do, and “Babette’s Feast” fucking comments on that. So if you say he’s Swiss and not Swedish you’re just fucking trivialising the culture that it’s commenting on.
How is this relevant to MOTHERFUCKING GALACTUS?!
Galactus eats planets, right? He consumes an entire world’s culture, leaves it with nothing left. That’s the fucking tragedy, not the missing rocks. It’s the culture of a place that matters, and if you want to come here and tell us ‘Oh, shit, Galactus’ you have to acknowledge it.
There’s a tense beat as they watch each other. Norrin takes a deep breath.
Otherwise, you just consume culture and leave behind nothing but shit, Norrin. You’re just like Galactus then.