A is for Arrow, pointy and sharp.
B is for Bolos, stringed like a harp.
C is for Collapsible Pole, 10ft in length.
D is for Dwarven Helm, increasing your strength.
E is for Elementals, sent from the Planes.
F is for Foraging, and surviving on grains.
G is for Gauntlet, both a challenge and glove.
H is for Halflings, and the homes that they love.
I is for Illithid, the flayer of minds.
J is for Jermlaine, ugliest of fey kinds.
K is for Killing, let’s face it, your role.
L is for Liches, who conceal their soul.
M is for Mimics, disguised as stuff.
N is for Naga, one or two is enough.
O is for Owlbear, the magical beast.
P is for Purple Worm, seeking flesh for a feast.
Q is for Queendom, a common land label.
R is for Rapier, for the quick and the able.
S is for Spellbook, precious to a wizard.
T is for Tyrannosaur, the terrible lizard!
U is for Umber Hulk, with mandibular jaws.
V is for Vampires, par for the course.
W is for Wizard, quick to anger and subtle.
X is for Xorn, who eats detritus and rubble.
Y is for Yuan-Ti, the deadly snake-men.
Z is for Zombies, who now live again.
These are the letters, often written as runes.
NOW LEARN THEM, ADVENTURERS OR GO TO YOUR TOMBS.